Morris ran into Jacob at the mall and asked him about the small gift-wrapped box he was carrying.
"Becky's birthday is coming up," Jacob said. "When I asked her what she wanted, she said, 'Oh, I don't know?just get me something with lots of diamonds in it.'

"So what did you get her?"

"A deck of cards!"



I still need to figure out what to get my dad. Do boys have as much trouble buying for their dads as girls do?